Joshua Camille Lee Goodwin emerged from the cozy womb of his mother at the end of the twentieth century. He’s been alive ever since, but take that with a pinch of salt because it’s unlikely that this page will be updated after his death.
He has never thrown a cork at Alan Titchmarsh, but he wouldn’t mind if he could. Also, he quite likes olives, and drinks more peppermint tea than Rod Stewart. Unless, of course, Rod Stewart drinks more peppermint tea than Joshua Camille Lee Goodwin does. In which case, Joshua Camille Lee Goodwin’s peppermint tea consumption is trumped by that of the British singer/songwriter. But you worked that out already, didn’t you?
He writes very bad “about the author” pages, and doesn’t usually talk in the third person.
No, I’m not sure how he got inside the third person, either. Perhaps he shrunk himself down by hiding in a poorly-programmed washing machine. I mean, the first person has a very wide opening, but the third one – that’s more incredible than Santa Claus!
This just isn’t working. Blast.
You can email me if you want to. The address is, josh@joshuagoodwin.com. Bear in mind that I don’t get many messages, so I’m likely to wet myself in shock or something if one does appear from you. And don’t think that that’s a bad thing – the underpants manufacturers need their economies stimulated as much as the rest of us.