High coo

Writing haiku things.
Just seventeen syllables.
It’s really easy.

So easy, in fact, that I don’t want to write anything else in this article post thing. That would be disgusting – taking the easy option is very naughty. Also, I’m about to embark on an evening of all sorts of thrilling stuff, and thus am filled with fear that I might be forced to break this month’s exciting daily post challenge – yeah, it’s a bit like the Daily Cooks Challenge, only without both Antony Worrall Thompson and the mildly dodgy punctuation situation.

I’m expectant of plenty of comments on this, for it appears to be a great unwritten rule that less words means more comments. Let’s disprove it. Damn, no, that was the wrong thing to say – my ego had better get the Vaseline back out.

Share your haikus or something, cretins. Go on, you know you want to.