Apparently, excessive consumption of a well-known orangey fizzy drink can compel one to do disturbing things with cattle. Why shout about it, drink manufacturer?
Not effective advertising
July 2009 Eggbert: BolaMoPoN
I’m not very good at anagrams. Sorry. (A Aggravated Ins Morn Roomy Story.)
A round-up of the latest blog news, and the first of 31 articles with which you’ll be being sprayed throughout July.
Bad analogy number 2
Smashing Magazine isn’t very good at similes, as this second example confirms. Stick to the day job. The day job being writing lists of things. Oh, and ignoring me.
Snot funny
In which I cleverly avoid banging on about the obvious points, and instead do some cheesy, corny gunk about the goo that comes out of one’s nose.